"Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone ..."
The butt is a part of the body that one doesn't necessarily think about how important it is.
Sure, older people sit around and discuss bowel movements (frequency and consistency), but I'm not just discussing function, but also form.
I've recently lost the use of my bum (inability to sit) and I can tell you I sure missed that.
Lying around all the time may sound like an ideal way to live, but I can assure you that it isn't. Okay, it might be if it were a lifestyle choice ... with "choice" being the operative word. It's not so great when even if you want to sit, you can't.
So I just wanted to say "Sorry, ass. I always assumed you'd have my lower back. I didn't understand that you are vital to my happiness. I miss you. Please come home."
